Just Let Me Know How Old We're Telling People You Are Now - Funny Birthday Card
So. Many. Candles. A Funny You Are Old Birthday Card
One minute, you're young and fun. The next, you're turning down the car stereo to see better.
I Definitely Could Not Have Tolerated Me For This Long - Funny Anniversary Card
You're Still Younger Than Me. So There's That.
To My Favorite Introvert - A Funny Introvert Birthday Card
One minute, you're young and fun. The next, you have a favorite burner on the stove.
Here's To Another Year of Questionable Life Decisions - Funny Birthday Card
I Know We'll Be Friends Forever Because You Already Know Too Much
Next Year, You Will Be Even Older I Mean Hopefully...
This Was Literally The First Card I Saw - A Funny Birthday Card (Or really for any occasion)
Happy Anniversary - We're Kind Of Killing It At This Marriage Thing - Funny Anniversary Card
Just To Be Sure We're Managing Expectations Here, The Card Is The Gift - Funny Birthday Card.
Are you getting older? Yes, you are. But, you're not dead. It's called perspective.
We're the best couple. Everybody says so. Not like, out loud, with words, but you can just tell.
Thank You For Tolerating My Behavior. Your Sacrifice Does Not Go Unnoticed.
You're Going To Be Parents! Don't Worry, Free Time And Disposable Income Are Super Overrated.
There Is No One I Would Rather Raise A Dog With - Funny Anniversary Card
You Are The Only Reason That I Still Shave My Legs. You're Welcome.
I Love You Despite Your Political Views - A Funny I Love You Card