Happy New Year! 2022 What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
I Know You Did Not Sign Up For This. And Yet, You Keep Showing Up. Every. Damn, Day.
To My Child's Teacher, Thank You - Also, How Do You Do It Without Swearing?
I'm sorry that the dog always lays next to me instead of you.
There Should Really Be A Card For This - Encouragement Card
I Was Told There Would Be Cake
I Love You Mom, Despite Your Inappropriate Use of Group Texting
There Is No Money In Here
Happy Valentine's Day. This Is Still Not A Real Holiday. However, I Want Points For Buying A Card
Thank You For Loving Me Even Though I Can Be A Little Neurotic Sometimes...Okay, A Lot Neurotic All Of The Time.
I Love You Dad, Despite Your Political Views
Congratulations! I Am So Excited For You...And Only The Tiniest Bit Jealous.
I Am So Happy That You Found Each Other! I Am Going To Die Alone.
So, I Know We Don't Really Do "Feelings" But Just Know That I'm Here For You - Encouragement Card
Best. Nurse. Ever. - Nurse Thank You Card
I Bought You An Old Timey Card Because The NSA Is Always Listening.
Congratulations You Graduated! ...During a Pandemic Graduation Card
Dear Mom, Without Me Today Would Just Be Like Any Other Day. You're Welcome
Dear Dad, Without Me Today Would Just Be Like Any Other Day. You're Welcome.
Do You Have The Most Successful Children? No You Do Not.