I Definitely Could Not Have Tolerated Me For This Long - Funny Anniversary Card
Happy Anniversary - We're Kind Of Killing It At This Marriage Thing - Funny Anniversary Card
We're the best couple. Everybody says so. Not like, out loud, with words, but you can just tell.
There Is No One I Would Rather Raise A Dog With - Funny Anniversary Card
You Are The Only Reason That I Still Shave My Legs. You're Welcome.
I Love You Despite Your Political Views - A Funny I Love You Card
I Know You Did Not Sign Up For This. And Yet, You Keep Showing Up. Every. Damn, Day.
I'm sorry that the dog always lays next to me instead of you.
There Should Really Be A Card For This - Encouragement Card
Thank You For Loving Me Even Though I Can Be A Little Neurotic Sometimes...Okay, A Lot Neurotic All Of The Time.
So, I Know We Don't Really Do "Feelings" But Just Know That I'm Here For You - Encouragement Card
Happy Valentine's Day. This Is Still Not A Real Holiday. However, I Want Points For Buying A Card
I Know We are Meant To Be Together Because We Both Know That This Is Not A Real Holiday - Funny Valentine's Day Card
Happy Sweetest Day This Is Still Not A Real Holiday. However, I Want Points For Buying You A Card. Funny Sweetest Day Card
I'm Sorry For What I Said...While We Were In State Mandated Isolation - Funny I'm Sorry Card