I Was Told There Would Be Cake
One minute, you're young and fun. The next, you have a favorite burner on the stove.
Are you getting older? Yes, you are. But, you're not dead. It's called perspective.
Thank You For Loving Me Even Though I Can Be A Little Neurotic Sometimes...Okay, A Lot Neurotic All Of The Time.
We're the best couple. Everybody says so. Not like, out loud, with words, but you can just tell.
One minute, you're young and fun. The next, you're turning down the car stereo to see better.
There Is No Money In Here
I Told There Would Be Cake
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I Know You Did Not Sign Up For This. And Yet, You Keep Showing Up. Every. Damn, Day.
I Love You Mom, Despite Your Inappropriate Use of Group Texting
I Bought You An Old Timey Card Because The NSA Is Always Listening.
I Know We'll Be Friends Forever Because You Already Know Too Much
This Was Literally The First Card I Saw - A Funny Birthday Card (Or really for any occasion)
So. Many. Candles. A Funny You Are Old Birthday Card
To My Favorite Introvert - A Funny Introvert Birthday Card
Here's To Another Year of Questionable Life Decisions - Funny Birthday Card
Just To Be Sure We're Managing Expectations Here, The Card Is The Gift - Funny Birthday Card.
Just Let Me Know How Old We're Telling People You Are Now - Funny Birthday Card