I Definitely Could Not Have Tolerated Me For This Long - Funny Anniversary Card
We're the best couple. Everybody says so. Not like, out loud, with words, but you can just tell.
There Is No One I Would Rather Raise A Dog With - Funny Anniversary Card
You Are The Only Reason That I Still Shave My Legs. You're Welcome.
I Love You Despite Your Political Views - A Funny I Love You Card
I'm sorry that the dog always lays next to me instead of you.
Thank You For Loving Me Even Though I Can Be A Little Neurotic Sometimes...Okay, A Lot Neurotic All Of The Time.
I Know We are Meant To Be Together Because We Both Know That This Is Not A Real Holiday - Funny Valentine's Day Card
Happy Sweetest Day This Is Still Not A Real Holiday. However, I Want Points For Buying You A Card. Funny Sweetest Day Card