I Definitely Could Not Have Tolerated Me For This Long - Funny Anniversary Card
One minute, you're young and fun. The next, you have a favorite burner on the stove.
One minute, you're young and fun. The next, you're turning down the car stereo to see better.
This Was Literally The First Card I Saw - A Funny Birthday Card (Or really for any occasion)
We're the best couple. Everybody says so. Not like, out loud, with words, but you can just tell.
I Know We'll Be Friends Forever Because You Already Know Too Much
There Is No One I Would Rather Raise A Dog With - Funny Anniversary Card
I Love You Despite Your Political Views - A Funny I Love You Card
Thank You For Tolerating My Behavior. Your Sacrifice Does Not Go Unnoticed.
You Are The Only Reason That I Still Shave My Legs. You're Welcome.
I Know You Did Not Sign Up For This. And Yet, You Keep Showing Up. Every. Damn, Day.
I'm sorry that the dog always lays next to me instead of you.
I Love You Mom, Despite Your Inappropriate Use of Group Texting
There Is No Money In Here
Thank You For Loving Me Even Though I Can Be A Little Neurotic Sometimes...Okay, A Lot Neurotic All Of The Time.
At Least You Didn't Die
I Bought You An Old Timey Card Because The NSA Is Always Listening.
I Know We are Meant To Be Together Because We Both Know That This Is Not A Real Holiday - Funny Valentine's Day Card
I'm Sorry For What I Said...While We Were In State Mandated Isolation - Funny I'm Sorry Card