For the survivors of 2025 🫡🔥 Kick off 2026 with a laugh using this sarcastic Modern Wit New Year card that boldly declares:
“2026! 2025 was wild! …But did you die?”
Perfect for friends, coworkers, and every chaotic human who made it into the new year by sheer luck. Premium cardstock, blank inside, envelope included — ready for your roast or emotional pep talk.
