Funny Birthday Card – “__ Years Since Mom Found You in the Bin” — BD021

A birthday roast they’ll never forget 🤣
This Modern Wit card features a fill-in-the-blank message so you can customize just how petty the age joke is:

“__ Years since mom found you in the bin.”

Perfect for siblings, best friends, and anyone who deserves chaotic humor on their big day. High-quality cardstock, blank inside, envelope included.

Because nothing says “Happy Birthday” like reminding them they were once almost garbage. 🎉🗑️