Modern Wit

Funny Birthday Card - One Year Closer To The Sweet Release of Death

$5.00

Birthday Card - One Year Closer To The Sweet Release of Death

Because dark humor is the best humor.

• 4.25" x 5.5" (A2)

• Printed on 130lb luxe white card stock

• Blank inside

• Paired with a coordinating recycled kraft envelope

• Wrapped in a cellophane sleeve

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