Get ready for the roller coaster ride of a lifetime! With our hilarious "You're Going To Be Parents! Don't Worry, Free Time And Disposable Income Are Super Overrated" card, you can congratulate the soon-to-be parents on their exciting journey into parenthood. Parenting - the ultimate adventure that comes with limited sleep, endless diaper changes, and a never-ending to-do list. But who needs free time and disposable income when you have the joy and laughter of a little one? This humorous card embraces the chaotic and unpredictable nature of parenting with a touch of wit and relatability. As they embark on this wild ride of sleepless nights and dirty diapers, our card lets them know that they're not alone. It reminds them that while free time and disposable income may become rare commodities, the love and joy that come with raising a child are priceless.Congratulations are in order as they prepare to welcome their little bundle of chaos and cuteness into the world. Our design team puts thought and creativity into each card, ensuring that the visuals perfectly match the witty and playful messages which is why we use high-quality printing on heavy weight, premium white cardstock sized at 4.25 x 5.5 inches. We have left the inside blank for your personalized touch. Comes with coordinating sturdy, recycled, kraft envelopes and packaged in a clear cello sleeve for secure shipping. Get your hands on the perfect card to bring the laughs and celebrate the adventure of parenting with Modern Wit!
.: Material: 270gsm paper
.: Four sizes, quantities and paper finishes to choose from
.: Double-sided print
.: Horizontal and vertical options available
.: Blanks sourced from USA
.: Envelopes included
.: Sustainable paper from FSC® and SFI® certified facilities